Signs you're getting old...

... when you don't know why everyone's 'twittering' right now.
Most people's lifes aren't all that exciting, I don't need to know what they're doing all damn day...

Aunt Sidonia?

Hmm ... if you say that kinda fast it sounds like "sit on ya" ... kinda icky if she was your aunt ... although if it's by marriage, that could work :p