Tartan Raspberry: May 2008

I. Where to move

Obvious answer: a nice cosy burrow somewhere!
With all that energy, you need to live somewhere the Energizer Bunny has space - otherwise you will both be bouncing off the walls, and not in a good way! A sports room or at least a driveway fit for a basketball hoop would be cool.
The bunny may already have a suitable place but you will need to consider location too. Being the active lil bunny that she is, her place is probably a hop, skip and a jump away from the countryside, which is all good unless it adds a bus, train and a hellish commute to your work.
If you decide to go for a new place, then you could save some money with a "fixer-upper" - you know she'll love all the painting and DIY jobs around the place. Wherever you pick, make sure it feels like home, especially if you are planning some baby bunnies along the way.

II. What to bring

Obvious answer: batteries!
If the Energizer Bunny is moving in with you, it's likely she will bring sports equipment ... a basketball, a football, a bicycle, a surf board, walking shoes, sex toys (just checking you were paying attention), the usual kind of stuff.
If you are moving in with her, you probably want to bring those vitamins we mentioned before and maybe a wee engine to attach to your bicycle when you go out together.
You may find that between you there are too many belongings but this is why we suggested the sports room earlier. Garage space may also be an option. Or a garage sale if you are being brutal.

III. How to go about the move

Obvious answer: Get some bunny else to do it!
The Energizer Bunny is the type of woman who will have the entire move completed before you know it had even started. That includes if she is moving into your place.
If you are moving, make sure your boxes are all packed and labelled and marked fragile where necessary. In particular, make sure you don't pack any "special" items in with bulk standard stuff ... in her eagerness to get things unpacked and set up, the Energizer Bunny might just overlook such a thing and you might find it a wee tad embarrassing explaining the odd "ornament" to your parents as they visit you to see how the move is going.
Overall it should be a fairly painless exercise, with plenty of energy left for you both to celebrate your new-found living together status in (bunny) style!